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All Russia Volunteering Conference 2013

Perm, Russia, 2013


Monday 25 November 2013

Was my thermal vest going to be warm enough or would the Russian wind cut through it like an icy blade? Well, I wasn’t going to fit anything else into my bulging suitcase, so I decided that if I were to freeze then maybe one day some explorer would find my preserved body and I would end up as a bizarre curiosity in a museum.

Why had I agreed, in a rash moment, to speak about volunteering in Wales at an all-Russia conference to be held in the easternmost city in Europe, nesting in the foothills of the Ural Mountains? I thought it would be an adventure and a challenge to my view of the Russians. My last dealings with them had been in the Soviet era, whilst I was working alongside the British Army in Germany, and travelling to and from Berlin through communist East Germany. They were dead-pan at those border checkpoints and the bristling guns were anything but reassuring. Would it still be the same?

On this Monday morning I thought it was just a very long way to travel. Manchester to Amsterdam, Amsterdam to Moscow (with a six hour wait starting at a desolate 3.00am), Moscow to Perm, some 700 miles further east.

Passport? Yes. Visa? Yes. Travel tickets? Yes. Luggage? Yes. Jumped into the car and drove uneventfully to Manchester airport.

Tuesday 26 November

Morning

It was now 3.30am in a Moscow airport and I was in need of Borsch, the soup as traditional in Russia as fish and chips are in the UK. It looked delicious but was tepid and I don’t know how to complain in Russian so I just ate it quietly in a corner of the cafĂ© whilst studying the Cyrillic alphabet. I was 3 years old again and virtually unable to read. The letters were just shapes on a page and I didn’t know how to say them. It reminded me of Greek. My fool’s guide told me how to say the letters so I gradually learned to read again. Oh dear, most of the words were in Russian so I didn’t understand them anyway. I finished my cold Borsch.
 
My borsch
Perm airport is about the size of Valley on Anglesey: small. I was collected, along with a magician from Spain, who was also speaking at the same conference, by the Russian minder of the volunteering ‘experts’, called Danil.

Afternoon

The Ural Hotel is large and sturdy and has been recently refurbished to make it more hospitable and less like a Spartan relic of the USSR. My room was as hot as a sauna but had a comfortable bed, which is what really matters along with good food. Lunch was still being served so I sat down at 3.30pm with the Spanish magician, who showed me a trick or two. Why was I here? Why was I still awake having missed a night’s sleep?


Evening

The ‘experts’ met the organisers at 7.30pm. I was told exactly what I would be doing over the next two days, as were those from other parts of eastern and western Europe. The people from London had been delayed in Moscow. I thought Danil said ‘detained’, but I checked and was reassured – particularly when they turned up later.

Early to bed.

The Ural Hotel
Wednesday 27 November

Morning

We had an audience of predominantly young people with some older Government and University lecturers too. I guess maybe 300 in total, but I wasn’t counting because it didn’t interest me much. I was more interested in the level of enthusiasm.

I did appreciate Tanya, this charming young woman who kept whispering in my ear. She very competently translated Russian to English, just for me, and she was busy.
  
Tanya - my translator
 I was up on stage with a number of other ‘experts’ waiting to speak about volunteering in our countries. I had to concentrate on the speeches.

Italy defined volunteering as we would. It’s done out of choice for the benefit of communities and for no financial reward. I could see the map of Italy showing where people volunteer most and how many there are. I have learned something.

Portugal and Croatia did much the same as Italy and the definition of volunteering was reassuringly similar. Good.

Other ‘experts’ said similar things and, as the last speaker, I realised that my time was eroded and I would have to cut my speech to the bone. Also, I wanted to spice things up a little. I leaned back for a little chat with Tanya. Sorted.

My turn. So, I told people where Wales is situated. Why should anyone in Perm know that already? I told them that our definition of volunteering is like everyone else’s and that I had numbers if they wanted them. Did they?  Nobody said yes, so I asked them who the most important person is in volunteering? Someone from the back called out ‘me’, which gave me the cue I needed to jump up and bring forward Tanya. She sat in my seat and told everyone what she gets out of her volunteering. She likes meeting new people, gets a buzz from doing something worthwhile for others and appreciates the chance to hone her English language skills. I then took over and reminded everyone of the importance of the volunteer, without whom there would be no volunteering. This went down well with the young people.

I said more about volunteering in Wales and highlighted the advent of Street Ambassadors in tackling low level environmental problems.
  
The conference room from the stage
I couldn’t quite believe the flattering celebrity status the ‘experts’ were given, not just by the organisers, but by the participants too. I was being photographed with groups of young people and individuals from all over Russia. Some of them were thrilled by Tanya’s stage debut. Good.

Afternoon

The ‘experts’ had a round-table discussion answering questions asked by the nice man from the United Nations office in Moscow. Participants sat around the outside watching and listening. We now had general all-room translation so Tanya is having a break.

We talked about international volunteering and technology and communication and language barriers and so on.

Later, I was standing at a table with a WCVA banner behind me wondering why the contact details printed on it were those of my fellow ‘expert’ from Portugal. 
 
The WCVA Board

But a group of youngsters was now sweeping in my direction. They took celebrity-style photographs and asked me about volunteer camps in the UK which they could attend and whether there are good university links between the two countries. So I took email addresses and pledged to contact them on my return to Wales. I hope this won’t mean that GCHQ or MI6 starts to monitor my communications. Maybe they are already!


Celebrity style photographs

Thursday 28 November

Morning

I got up early and tried to control the shower temperature. It was a lost cause, so I had my first bath in years in rather brown looking water. I’m not sure if this was caused by dissolved minerals from the local mines or just rust in the tap, but I got on with it.

This morning I toured displays of a variety of volunteering projects from across Russia in order to decide which should win an award. Tanya was now hard at work translating what the presenters were saying to me about their activities.

Cossack volunteer project

I had to stop her so she could confirm that the Great Patriotic War was the Second World War. It was. I also asked her to explain what ‘patriotism’ would be within a menu of children’s activities on a play-scheme. Tanya said that children are introduced to war veterans and listen to their life and war stories. A loop video showed a proud elderly man, chest bursting with medals and large red stars, talking to a wide eyed young boy.

Tanya, hand on heart, told me they study ‘patriotism’ for the love of their motherland. It reminds me of America, which has a Veterans’ Day. We have Remembrance Sunday. This set me thinking that we should focus on living veterans and not solely those who made the ultimate sacrifice. I felt my hand creeping towards my heart but caught myself in time, remembering that I’m British.

I didn’t place any of the work with children, of which there was a lot, in top position. I chose a project which deploys volunteers as part of an emergency response team in order to save life and limb. Maybe these brave volunteers should be included in the play-scheme ‘patriotism’ option.

Afternoon

I was facilitating and was one of the presenters at a well attended three hour workshop on the roles of volunteer centres. I didn’t envy my Italian and Portuguese ‘expert’ colleagues who had to speak in English. Even less did I envy Irina and Sasha, the translators, who had to then turn everything into Russian. I wondered how much was being lost in double translation. At least the presenter from St Petersburg was able to use his native language, as was I.

We had a long and intriguing, if inconclusive, discussion about the degree to which volunteering needs to be permitted and supported in law. We in the UK have a long and independent volunteering tradition but this is not the case in many eastern European countries. There were some surprised faces when I pointed out that volunteering includes people who are engaged in campaigning for changes in Government policy and is not only about service provision and mutual support. The latest Greenpeace episode in Russia is a good example of such campaigning.

Evening

As I was leaving the conference a group of smiling young people from Irkutsk came over to hand out postcards and pictures of their Russian region near Mongolia. They had travelled for two and a half days on a train to Perm and were returning home the next day to minus 20 degrees. That’s cold. That’s commitment.

Danil, our host, took us to dinner and then to the local museum. It seems that various members of the old Russian royal family were murdered at Perm at the time of the communist revolution. More importantly, Sergei Diaghilev had strong connections here. He was a Russian art critic, patron, ballet impresario and founder of the Ballets Russes, from which many famous dancers and choreographers stemmed. This took me back to my undergraduate studies. I was always rubbish at dance!

Sergei Diaghilev, founder of the Ballet Russes

Having kept the museum curator up late thanks to the inevitable need to translate everything and her need to tell us about every single exhibit, we all went back to the hotel and I packed for my early morning start.


Friday 29 October

It should have been an easy trip home. The problem was the snow in Moscow which covered the wings and fuselage of the plane and which had to be completely cleared before we could fly. This made us half an hour late.

I was hoping for a snooze as there is a 6 hour time difference between the UK and Perm, but I was out of luck. I had a very talkative Russian sitting next to me who confirmed that, in his view, Russia would have invaded Western Europe, if the cold war hadn’t prevented it, as communism was a world revolution. He was also very bothered by what he described as ‘tradesmen’ running Russia and he thought that old families with experience of power were much better placed to do it. I am not saying he is right or wrong but it was a novel perspective.

I missed the Amsterdam flight and caught a later one.

After my return

The Russian people were so friendly and such good hosts and I’m glad to be in touch with some of them by email, as I am with my fellow ‘experts’. I have dealt with the university links enquiry, so do let me know if you know anything about volunteer camps which could include Russians. I need to let Veronjika know.


Saturday, 19 February 2011

powers

Monday, 26 July 2010

delivery - will it happen?

There are 13 minutes before the morning four hour slot for my British Gas delivery of a new central heating boiler closes for ever. Will they make it?

Thursday, 21 January 2010

blogging

It is three months since I blogged and Facebook is still getting most of my attention as I am aware (I think) of who is reading that. A blog is a soliloquy proclaimed to a darkened auditorium. Who is sitting out there? Who is listening?
I will return to this from time to time to scrawl an entry or two and maybe, one day, to archive it. In the meantime, go safely.

Monday, 19 October 2009

back again

It feels like ages since I wrote anything in this blog, which is remiss of me. I have been too busy doing other things, including, in an ICT context, learning about Facebook and linking up to loads of old Toc H colleagues and friends. Taking my daughter fishing last weekend was also an adventure, including catching a large crab. Thank you Llandudno pier.
Now I have found a way to automatically transfer my blog posts to my social networking page I shall write here more I think. Time will tell.

Friday, 2 October 2009

Oscar and Hepzibah

Oscar has a lot to answer for. He was sitting smugly in our garden as if nothing was wrong and without a care in the world. There was some evidence of a scuffle and Hebzibah was nowhere to be seen. Now, it is not too hard to work out that Oscar had committed an act of moral terpitude in connection with Hepzibah, poor girl. Indeed, it was even possible she was lying moribund or dead behind a hedge or bush, particularly as there were black feathers strewn across the lawn.

It is with huge relief that I can report the discovery of an indignant Hepzibah Hen in a neighbour's garage, where she was taking refuge from the unwelcome attentions of the feline fiend called Oscar. Long live Hepzibah!

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

colleagues

I have been reprimanded by those who dined with me in Cardiff at the Spice Root and whom I mentioned in my last blog post. They say I should have been more upbeat about them and indeed I should. They are: the illustrious Maggie 'Bad Cop' Smith and her most outstanding partner in crime Janine 'Adore-Dogs' Griffiths.

Saturday, 26 September 2009

Swansea and Cardiff

I went down by car to Cardiff on Wednesday to meet with staff and then travel across to Swansea in preparation for the annual Wales conference about volunteering, which I was chairing. I stayed in a mediocre hotel called the Ibis, which was a bit scruffy. Thursday was the conference, which went well overall with numerous volunteers talking about their experiences, their learning, their motivations, their contributions and what management they received. The Liberty Stadium is an excellent venue.
On Thursday evening I was back in Cardiff at the Express by Holiday Inn (a better one than the Ibis) and liked up with two colleagues for an entertaining evening over an Indian meal. Excellent!
Friday was a meeting of the Social Justice and Local Government Forum preparing for our meeting with the Welsh Minister in November, followed by a terrible ploughman's lunch and the journey home in the afternoon/early evening. I took a new route to keep my spirits up and broke the journey at a couple of castles. Got home about 9.00pm. Rosie was at a party and Jennie was out.
Busy times.

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Volunteer Centres in North Wales

I had an enjoyable and constructive time meeting with the managers of all the Volunteer Centres in North Wales yesterday in Wrexham. I even managed to find a car parking space easily which is a bit of a miracle. We discussed lots of things, including the Department for Work and Pensions volunteering programme.

I had heard that the town centre of Wrexham was being taken over by charity shops so I had a quick look - Red Cross, Barnardo's, British Heart Foundation (one furniture, one other stuff) and some local charities were evident. I am not sure 'taken over' was right, but the proportion is high.

Monday, 14 September 2009

Gardening and our groundsmen

Yesterday, for me, was a day outside in the garden in the sunshine. I managed to cut back all the small hedges whilst the hens scratched about by my feet and, at times, they were dangerously close to the electric trimmer. Harriet Hen was nearly decapitated, but somehow managed to duck at the last moment. Silly bird! She lays good eggs so it would have been a pity to lose her.

I left the border hedge which is far too tall to deal with from the ground. We will ask our groundsmen to give it its annual wash, cut and perm when they have time and before our dear neighbour goes through his yearly ritual of telling us he cannot see the sea any more.

Now, I mentioned groundsmen. Don't misunderstand this. They come to us for about half an hour a fortnight in the growing season, mob handed, to mow the lawns and perform very occasional other tasks, such as causing irritating bald patches on the lawn where the rotating blade of the mower has been set too low for the brow of a slope. They are not really gardeners because they don't have anything to do with designing, planting, nurturing or the suchlike. They mow and chop and that seems to be about the extent of it. However, we wouldn't be without them.

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Barbeque and God

We went next door for a barbeque yesterday, arriving at about 1.45pm and leaving at just before 11.00pm. What a sunny and warm day! This was a gathering of Chris' family and friends, which happens at this time of year to celebrate the life of his late wife.

Much hilarity, many drinks, a few disagreements and a big discussion on God and religion all intermingled. Once this theological debate started it kept some of us occupied for rather too long probably. Suffice it to say we ranged over creation, evolution, the Bible, the big bang and "Mister God, This is Anna" amongst a plethora of other things. I recommend that book, by Fynn, by the way.

Today is also a beautiful day.

Blood Brothers

We went to see a performance of Blood Brothers at Venue Cymru last Thursday evening with Jennie's performing arts school and there was a standing ovation at the end. It was well deserved. The only surprise for me was that I thought I was going to a stage version of Band of Brothers, the world war two TV mini-series following some paratroopers through the war. We all make mistakes.

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Top Dog of the Day

I have always said privately how much I love our finance department at work and now I am flattered to have been asked by its Director when I am going to resume blogging. At least, I think it was flattery. On the other hand, maybe he just has some sort of masochistic compulsion to read my ramblings and hates them with a vengeance. Who knows? Anyway, I like to think he adores my handiwork.

On the basis of that, and his encouraging response to questions about expenditure I want to incur (and make no mistake it is never easy for accountants to be encouraging about expenditure), he is top dog for today.

For the sake of clarity, I have not said how much I love our finance department because it varies and I keep it for private conversations . Suffice it to say that the Director has the Top Dog of the Day award.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

great package holiday

My earlier satirical blog about package holidays has made some people on Facebook think that we didn't enjoy our holiday in Rhodes, Greece. Nothing could be further from the truth. We loved it. Peace and quiet. Swimming pool. Food and drink. Excellent.

There is much to be said for package holidays - just don't go on the 'trips' and get a ground floor room. Enough!

The curse of email

Why do people still send you work emails when you are away on holiday? Why does the work keep on coming in? Well, life goes on, that's why.

I have developed a method of reducing the stress from this flood, which is occasionally to look at incoming emails whilst I am away, particularly if it is for more than a week. It is often impossible because it is dependent on internet access, but it helps to know what timebombs are ticking away in the inbox. I find this far more relaxing than ignorance. Some people wouldn't, but I do. However, I do not expect myself to respond until I am back at work and nor should anyone else.

Sunday, 23 August 2009

package holidays with greasy chips and hot bodies

I cannot decide whether or not I like package holidays. You know the sort - the ones with the bored travel company 'rep' who tries to make you feel welcome by singling out your family to be the only one without the 'welcome pack'. "Oh dear, we are one short, but you won't mind" and "Can I see your paperwork just to make sure you should be here? Nothing to worry about".

This 'welcome pack', if you had it, would tell you about all the rip-off trips to see distant and obscure carpet factories, candy floss spinners or sponge divers. In any of these places you will spend about three hours watching people work, thinking how tragic their lives are, and then being brow beaten into buying a silk carpet, unique candy floss or exceptional bath sponge for thousands of whatever-the-currency-is. Your rational mind will have been washed away by endless cups of sweet hot liquid, purporting to be tea, and you will only realise that the beautiful carpet is quite the wrong colour and design for your home decor once it has arrived through the post about 12 weeks later - if indeed it does arrive.

These holidays generally take place under an azure blue sky, in the blazing sun, by the beach, in a hotel with a swimming pool, and unavailable sun beds. Your room will have a balcony which is constructed with a low enough surround for the smallest child to peer over to enjoy the view of the local builders, at 6 in the morning, power digging foundations for the new hotel next door. If the balcony is carefully designed, the child will be able to scale the railings and fall unhindered and powered by gravity into the cement mixer or the swimming pool some six floors down. Bye bye.

Swimming pool is a misnomer. Actually, very little swimming takes place in a hotel pool because it is generally used as a means of cooling down by simply plunging into it with a very sweaty and very hot body. In fact, very sweaty is enough. You don't have to have a very hot body, but it helps. Where was I?

The food, oh dear, the food. There is a tendency in such places to produce poor quality British style food just because it is assumed that the British won't eat anything else, including good quality British style food. This is the 'greasy chips with everything' mentality. I don't know why they think that people from Birmingham, Bradford and Bognor Regis wouldn't like anything else. At least good British food would be a start - a spicy Chicken Tikka or king prawn fried rice for example.

At least on our just completed holiday in Rhodes we could find genuine Greek food in the local tavernas and nearly everyone spoke the lingua franca, the vehicular language, of, guess what? English. I have yet to go anywhere in the world where I cannot use English to communicate reasonably effectively with the local population where the vernacular was unknown to me. Luckily my rusty French comes back when I need it, but I digress.

The Austrian with whom I got chatting on the local bus in Rhodes assured me that there was no point in the British learning any language but English. He proclaimed that there is only one language which is used in international business and commerce and it is...well, we all know, don't we?

I didn't get onto the cultural and personal identity aspects of language as it felt rather pointless under the circumstances, but I did mention I had learned Welsh. He made no spoken comment but looked bewildered. With a broad smile symbolising the affinity and world peace which can only be maintained by effective communication and understanding, I bid him 'aufeder-whatsit' in his local language and alighted from the bus into the blazing sun.

Now don't burn, don't even allow your self a sun tan, because all this leads to melonoma and melonoma is a serious and potentially lethal skin cancer. Yet so many people still go on these package hols to the sun. Are we all suicidal or merely idiotic? Perhaps we just think 'well, I have to die sometime, so I want to have had a tan before I do'. I guess that's fair enough.

So, do I like package holidays? That requires thinking and you shouldn't have to think on holiday, so I've no idea. Now, where's that carpet factory?

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

goat

Yesterday I ate goat for the first time in my life. I wasn't expecting it to be so good.

Sunday, 16 August 2009

rest and relaxation

Just at the moment I am enjoying a little rest and relaxation with my family. Wonderful!

Friday, 7 August 2009

Department for Work and Pensions (DWP)

This morning we had a 3 month contract review, with DWP, on the volunteering scheme which WCVA is working on in Wales with the Volunteer Centres here. This matches those who have been claiming Job Seekers Allowance for 6 months to volunteering positions, if they are interested in volunteering. Claimants do not have to do this, it is entirely up to them. This was a helpful meeting.

Chicago

Last night we went to the musical Chicago. On the stage were very attractive and scantily clad young(ish) women singing and dancing raunchy numbers with, I am assured by my wife Rosie, equally attractive men - this was prohibition era Chicago, after all. You know what happened to me that must be the ultimate embarrassment? I am sure you can guess, because it so often happens in semi-darkened rooms and most particularly in bed.... I yawned. Yes, I yawned and my eyelids started to close. I am still trying to recover from the embarrassment!

The musical Chicago is actually anything but soporific. Once I had awakened myself from my near slumber, I concentrated on the show and enjoyed it. Afterwards wife and daughter loitered around the stage door for autographs whilst I went for milk at Tesco. Well, someone has to do these mundane chores, don't they?